The Only Thing This Book Should Kindle Is A Fire

I just finished the most horribly-written Stephen King short story I’ve ever seen. It was called UR, and judging by that link, it was to be released exclusively on the Kindle. Then someone decided to make an audiobook out of it…and that’s how I found it. I have put off writing this, in the hopes …

What’s Your Cup Size? And Do You Think My Balls Will Fit In There?

I’m not sure if “Japan’s busy golfing women” were screaming out forone of theseor if it’s a case of somebody building something just because he can, but either way, the Nice Cup in Bra has arrived! The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5-meter-long putting mat. When the user sinks …

What It Sounds Like When Carin Gets A Trekker

The other day, I briefly mentioned that I got a Trekker. But that post did not give it the amount of woooo it deserved. So, because Barb is silly, she recorded my reaction when I actually received it. Here it is. It’s a little recording of us all getting presents. Yea late Christmas. Can I …

Calling All Guelphites With HP Trekkers

Here’s a weird call. Is there anyone who lives in Guelph and has a Trekker with the HP PDA? If you do, please email me. Long story time. Barb has been telling me that she has a cool Christmas present for me and can’t wait to give it to me. Well, she finally gave it …

Smile For The Camera And Say "Privacy Invasion"

Here’s something that sounds positively scary, and another reason why I will never have a facebook. Never, ever, ever. There is a new application for phones being produced by a Swedish company called “The Astonishing Tribe” that is being referred to as a stalker’s dream. Why is it being called that? Well, here’s why. Say …

When Burglarizing, Lock Your Keypad

Now there’s a butt call. Two kids decided to burglarize a house. But one of them inadvertently dialed 911 during the robbery. They never say if the call was a butt-call or what. Either way, a 13-year-old and a 19-year-old got caught with the loot. I wonder why they gave the 13-year-old’s name in the …