On the border of Russia and Poland there’s a small forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Russian farmer, while the other half belongs to a Polish man. One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Russian man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to his …
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A Few More Jokes That Some Of You Aren’t Going To Like
While I’m busy offending everybody, how’s about a few more? *Q. How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?A. Just one, but it takes an entire emergency room staff to get it out. *Two pedophiles were sitting on a park bench. A six year old girl comes skipping by. The …
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Beware Of Gays
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words “Visit the Garden of Hedon” written on them. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned in at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked …
Ah, kids
I received this on a list, and I’ve seen portions of it in other places, so I thought it was pretty safe to put up. I especially wanted to put it up because of example no. 2. Story time. I guess I should have known I would be on advocacy committees speaking out about stuff. …
Idiot Sighting
I got this from our hauge fan Martin. I swear we haven’t put this up before. I know it’s old, but it’s still funny. IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. …
J-J-J-Joke O-O-O-O-Of T-T-T-T-T-The D-D-D-D-D-Day
Two Jewish guys, Goldman and Hirschberg, are talking one morning. “I h-h-h-have a j-j-j-job inter-r-r-veiw t-t-t-today,” says Goldman. “Really? What kind of job,” asks Hirschberg. “I’m au-au-au-audition-n-n-ning to b-b-b-e an anoun-n-n-ncer a-a-a-a-t a r-r-r-radio st-st-st-station,” stammers Goldman. “I hope it goes well,” replies Hirschberg. Later that day they meet again. “How did your interview go,” …
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Blonde At The Hardware Store
A blonde called her mom and said, “Hi Mom, I need some help. I’m at the police station.” “Police station?! I thought you were with your father at the hardware store.” “Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they’ve let me make one phone call.” “Arrested? My God! What happened?” …
A Few Jokes
I always like it when I get jokes from Brad. Not sure if the rest of you do or will, but… *I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door. They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of …
Do The Shakespearean Hokey Pokey
This might just be catchier than the original. O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke. A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s …
Sorry, Can’t Resist…Then Again, Neither Can they
Pope, Irish bishops discuss child sex abuse They all agree it’s a pretty good idea.