Blonde At The Hardware Store

Last Updated on: 24th April 2014, 06:48 pm

A blonde called her mom and said, “Hi Mom, I need some help. I’m at the police station.”  

“Police station?!  I thought you were with your father at the hardware store.”  

“Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they’ve let me make one phone call.”  

“Arrested?  My God!  What happened?”  

“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head.”  

“What on earth?  Why did you do that?”  

“It wasn’t my fault.  Dad told me to find a Black & Decker.”

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