Since I mentioned “Get Low”, it made me think of this parody by Young Jeffrey called “Don’t Go”, which would be me if I ever went to the club now. Well, just all the stuff about everything being too expensive and loud and gross and crowded and feeling old and stuff. Peeing by the dumpster …
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Have A Holly Jolly What Now?
This “There I Ruined It” guy really has a very twisted mind. Only he could Take “Get Low” and set it to “Holly Jolly Christmas” and not only have it work, but get it stuck in my head so that when I’m doing Christmas things, I get the “Holly Jolly Christmas” tune in my head, …
These Aren’t The Birds From The 12 Days Of Christmas, And You’re Not My True Love
And now, I present you with your new favourite Christmas song, at least if you’re from the sane half of America and are stuck being Santa to people who aren’t. Fuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuuu!
So You Pretend Like The Snowman Is A Nonexistent Minister?
Speaking of weird Christmas songs, the hell’s up with “Winter Wonderland”?
I Don’t Know If They’re Terrified, But They Will Play With Him!
How in the world had it never occurred to me just how weird the story of Frosty The Snowman is? It’s definitely ruined now, though.
Agreed
I’ve been seeing Christmas themed ads on TV since October and CHYM FM flipped to all Christmas music this week. If we can’t wait until December like we’re supposed to, can we at least wait until after Remembrance Day to start forcing the spirit of the season on everyone? Kelvin Lewis takes center stage as …
All We Are Saying…
I was figuring I would hang on to this and slip it in as a soundtrack to something when the moment was right, but you no what? Naah. The more time I spend being subjected to this United States election and to the very concept of Donald J. Trump, serious presidential candidate, the more I …
War Pigs On A Boat
Not sure it needed to go on for four minutes, but I appreciate the gag. Helps the song age along with the people who listened to it back in the 70s.
Big Butts! Hallelujah!
I saw this as a short a while back and it made me wonder how long they could stretch it out if they tried. Turns out the answer is 1 minute and 52 seconds. And quite the 1 minute and 52 seconds it is.
Is This My Life?! Or My Sacrifice?
I have a nephew who’s super into Pokemon, to the point where he happy cried when my mom got him gold cards for Christmas. Not sure how he feels about Creed, though. This, apparently, is how it’s supposed to sound. Somehow I’ve either managed to never hear it or to forget that I have.