And Now It’s Time For A Somewhat Musical Interlude

Since we’re all having such a great time with this Songsmith business, here’s somebody’s list ofits 9 best, or maybe worst, classic song butcherings. If you’ve been following the posts and comments you’ve seen a few of these already, but boy oh boy, is it ever worth the click just for the fright potential alone. …

Wesley Willis Meets Songsmith?

The comment Thread under the White Wedding Songsmith post is a great place full of other nice Songsmith butcherings. it also got me thinking about something. What would it sound like if somebody took the vocal tracks from Wesley Willis songs and pumped them through Songsmith? Ooo. That would be a whole new kind of …

Is It Ever A Nice Day For This?

I’ve seen a few of these things since I firstwrote about Microsoft Songsmithbut decided not to post them because I thought the joke would get olt. But this…oh this. It’s so beyond absurd and ridiculous that I just had to share.Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “White Wedding” by Billy Idol In case you need a …

If You Slipped in a Bathtub and Can No longer View Images, You May Be Entitled To A Huge Random Blog Post

I had a few thoughts going through my head, so thought I’d write them down. Every so often I get the CNIB newsletter, and at the top, there’s a link that makes me chuckle, cackle, giggle and guffaw. It says “If you have trouble seeing images, click here.” Heeheeheehehehehe. I know what they’re trying to …

I Write The Songs…That Sound Just Like The Other Songs…That Sound Like The Other Songs…That Sound Like…

This is brilliant. It’s also pretty good evidence to support your claim that name of artist you think sucks goes here is completely full of shite when he says he’s got an original sound.

Leave The Earplugs, Brian

To any of you who rememberMicrosoft’s PDC 2008 ad,it’s obvious that none of the considerable genius in the company’s offices found its way to the marketing department. that song still creeps into my head from time to time, making me think seriously about suing for damages. But while you can make a pretty strong case …

Hey Buddy, Music Is Playing.

I was reading my Snopes newsletter thingy that I get once a week so I can cut off stupid hoaxes at the pass when they get emailed to me, and came across something that deserved mention because of its stupidity. If the study’s authors were trying to make me feel guilty, they’ve epically failed, and …

Steve’s Birthday, Crazed Snow Storms, Sad Christmas Songs, And Assorted Babble

Hey everybody. I just figured I’d babble for a bit and see what ends up coming out. Ooo! Look out the window! It’s a big ugly snow storm! Apparently, by the end of the weekend, we’re supposed to get clobbered with 50 cm of the white crap. Even Trixie can feel it, because this morning, …

Swimmin’ Around The Christmas Tank

A group of Scottish researchers may have just won the most pointless experiment ever award, and if there’s any justice in this world, they’ll be earning some animal cruelty charges as well. Sharks and Rays at the Loch Lomond Sea Life Centre in Balloch, Dunbartonshire will suffer immeasurable agony in the coming days and weeks …