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I’m not trying to be an asshole or anything, but if your name is O’Toole and you have a son, why in god’s name would you call him Jack? Do you expect that he’ll never ever find himself in the company of other children or people in their 40s who sometimes still act like children? …
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Parents name son ‘Google’ to make him popular, lucky in life How popular is the kid really going to be if nobody can talk to him? “Oh hey Google….crap! I did it again!” Local media in south-western Indonesia’s West Java Province recently reported that the boy’s mother, 27-year-old Ella Karin was too embarrassed to reveal …
The substance of this article doesn’t much concern me. All I care about is why in the name of Geehosofat you would walk around calling yourself Spanky Wanken on purpose. I would wonder this on a normal day, but the old curiosity goes way up when you’re the Spanky Wanken from the Iowa Pork Tent …
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Yes, I know how it’s pronounced. But a fella named Jesus smashed up a church and you honestly think I’m not posting that? Police charged Jesus Jose Arellano with injury to real property. Officers said they found Arellano in the Oakdale Cemetary, which is across the street from Grace Moravian Church, on Tuesday. The Tiffany …
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I’m a little late to the party, but I still feel that it is my duty to inform you that a Daniel Sober has been arrested for failing to live up to his moniker. Daniel Sober, 44, was busted Saturday evening for drunk driving following a police stop near his home in Lower Burrell, a …
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Guilty of ten charges of dishonestly obtaining financial advantage by deception after ripping off various farmers to the tune of around $86,000 worth of undelivered hay and grain is Stephen John Swindle. The 31-year-old operated a scheme in which he offered to sell hay and grain to farmers to feed their stock but would only …
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Is it me, or does Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus (the name of the head of the World Health Organization) sound more like something you would name a serious disease than COVID-19, which is what they’re calling the new Coronavirus? Personally I’d be a lot more concerned if somebody told me I had a bad case of …
This isn’t the first time something like this has happened, but it’s been a while. We don’t know exactly what brought Jamesley Jaques (pronounced Jacks even though it most likely isn’t but you’ll know why it is in a second) to the police station, but the reason he might be staying there a little longer …
Does anyone else laugh a little when they’re listening to 680 or 570 News and a business report hosted by Richard Debtman comes on? Really? Money info from a guy named Debtman? I’d better pay attention! It’s a little disappointing when you Google him and find out it’s actually spelled Dettman, but he’s always going …
New Jersey man found camera taped to urinal at his company’s office, suit says The employee who found the camera claims that after he reported the incident anonymously, the company retaliated against him. A few quick observations here. Gross. If the discovery of the camera happened the way Jason Savage says it did, David Swerdloff …
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