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We live in a world where not everything is just and not everyone gets justice. But many times there is justice, even if sometimes that justice takes half a century and is kind of cold-hearted and weird. In 1968, Douglas Parkhurst killed 4-year-old Carolee Ashby in a hit-and-run, or at least he’s pretty sure he …
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Given that she’s been arrested at least 15 times, I’m surprised that neither of us caught Crystal Methvin before now. Police say they responded to a parking lot on South Dixie Highway and found three people sitting in a car. The people in the car consented to a search and police say they found drug …
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Why wouldn’t the sexual harassment accusations against a man named Don Shooter involve him comparing his dong to a shooter? It’s just common sense, really. Shooter’s first and most prominent accuser was state Rep. Michelle Ugenti-Rita, a fellow Republican. According to the Arizona Republic, Ugenti-Rita said Shooter sought a romantic relationship with her on several …
It’s always sad when media folks get fired by giant companies worth hundreds of millions of dollars for no reason other than if we hire people who aren’t as experienced as you we don’t have to pay them as much, but there’s an aspect of what just happened in Vancouver that’s pretty funny. CTV Vancouver …
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I hate to kick people while they’re down (that’s a lie), but this right here, as dumb things go, is way the fuck up there. When deadly flames incinerated hundreds of homes in Santa Rosa’s Fountaingrove neighborhood earlier this month, they also destroyed irreplaceable papers and correspondence held nearby and once belonging to the founders …
Police in Ohio have arrested a woman for only being half right when she called them to report that her car had been stolen with one of her children inside. Authorities say the mother told police she had her car running in front of her home on North 4th Street and her daughter Janylia was …
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Out of pocket nearly $60,000 and facing some trouble with the law after his spring cleaning operation touched off a 700 acre wildfire is Brian Leon Sparks. A 55-year-old Bryceville man cited by the state for illegally burning books and starting a wildfire that ended up scorching 705 acres in late March now has a …
This one’s almost too easy, but I still feel that it is my duty to inform you all that Kim Young Suk has been found guilty along with somebody who has a less amusing name of running a brothel out of what was purported to be an “accupressure spa.”
I can only theorize that if you look at your newborn son and say to yourself “he looks like a Fellony,” either you already know you don’t like him or that you have insights about the future the rest of us don’t. And considering how things have been going for Fellony with two Ls Hudson, …
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A hazMat team had to be called in when an odor was detected after a truck penetrated the wall of a building belonging to AnalTech, a company name I swear to you all I am 100 percent not making up. https://www.facebook.com/1017WDEL/videos/10155219993595822/ As a result of the collision at the intersection of Route 72 and Blue Hen …