Before We Get Started, Let Me Show You How I Got My Last Name

A Toronto area psychologist is under investigation for sexually assaulting at least 3 of his male patients during incidents that so far date back to 2001. If you know anything about or may have been a victim of Dr. Vincent Hung Lo, the Peel police’s Special Victim’s Unit would like to hear from you. The …

Crook Arrested For Burglary

Literally. Josephine Crook, 49, was arrested at a Kohl’s department store on the 1200 block of South Fremont Avenue and is suspected of commercial burglary and possession of burglary tools. Crook allegedly was in possession of a pair of wire cutters and a pair of scissors. She’s accused of not paying for underwear that were …

Before He Pulled That Tooth, He Should Have Pulled Something Else. Over Would Have Been Good

This may amuse no one but me, but since when has that ever been a barrier? A truck driver took his hands off the wheel in order to pull a loose tooth that was bothering him, causing his rig to drive off the road, into a ditch and jack-knife into some trees. This unfortunate bit …

She’s Leavin’ My Baby

I saw the awful story of a 2-month-old baby being left car seat and all in a driveway early in the morning on the news yesterday, but it was pretty light on details since the police were still sorting things out. You watch something like that and you think Jesus, what kind of person would …

Christopher’s Not So Secret

I hadn’t heard of it, so I Googled extreme shopping. Unfortunately all I got were things about extreme couponing, so I guess we’ll have to stick to Christopher Durrell Glaze’s definition. According to him, extreme shopping is “when you go shopping and you talk to girls and flirt.” But I also looked up flirt, a …