She’s Leavin’ My Baby

Last Updated on: 11th March 2015, 02:24 pm

I saw the awful story of a 2-month-old baby being left car seat and all in a driveway early in the morning on the news yesterday, but it was pretty light on details since the police were still sorting things out. You watch something like that and you think Jesus, what kind of person would do something like this? the kind that leaves the house in the wee hours of the day hopped up on something or other, it turns out. No surprise, I guess. That’s the world sometimes. But man alive does it ever make me mad now and then that these idiots can have as many kids as they want while I, unless I adopt or do something that a whole lot of people including myself would want to kill me for, will never get to have one.

But as completely screwed up and off pissing as this is, that doesn’t mean we can’t have a wee bit of a laugh. For way down near the bottom of the article, there floats a lone nugget of amusement in a cesspool of suckage.

Police say that when they were called to the house, they found the boy’s father inside – even though a probation order prohibited him from being at that residence.
He had also been ordered not to consume alcohol, but police say he had been doing that as well.
Craig Lush, a 31-year-old St. Thomas man, is charged with two counts of breaching probation.

Yup, that sounds about right.

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        1. I’d never consider it a short straw, though. The ability to spew smaller versions of oneself forth from within doesn’t define a person. You can do a whole lot of good in the world without going anywhere near a hospital.

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