I’m not saying that a joint specialist should never ask you about your sex life. I mean who knows, maybe something you’re doing in the old boudoir could be causing you unnecessary harm. It happens. But if a joint specialist is going to ask you about your sex life, it would probably be best if …
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Another News Report About The CNIB Guide Dog Program
Last Sunday, I wrote about The CNIB’s new guide dog program, with considerable scepticism. Yesterday, I was sent a link to another news report about it, and it didn’t really allay my fears much. I’m comforted to know that they seem to have put some thought into the breeding of the dogs, but the CNIB …
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Found One!
In case you thought distracted driving was one of those problems limited strictly to the youngsters and those damn phones they’ve got glued to their hands, 80-year-old Gregory Nayvelt is here to set you straight in fine fashion. Around 1:30 p.m. on Wednesday, Moore was driving a marked police 2015 Ford Explorer westbound on West …
As God As My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Looked Like My Brother
Lord, I hope this was somehow filmed by one of those game warden shows on Animal Planet that Carin and I like to interchangeably call Nature Cops. A hunter who believed he had taken down a pair of turkeys set out to find the birds, only to discover his brother and friend wounded on the …
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Excuse Me, Mr. Sketchy Looking Guy? What The Heck Is A Rubbery?
At least once we’ve covered would-be robbers with handwriting so terrible that their victims had trouble figuring out what exactly they were up to. In that case, the poor penmanshiped perpetrator was juuuuuuuust smart enough to get out of Dodge when it became clear that things were heading south. Dion Taylor, on the other hand, …
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President Is A Hard Job. Very Very Very Hard. Should Be Easier. Sad!
Of all the scary things about Donald J. Trump, United States President and there are many, I think somehow the fact that he had no idea how hard the job was going to be and that he thought it would be easier than running companies into the ground or grabbing pussies or whatever the fuck …
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It’s Yours But I Can Have Some? With Me You’d Like To…BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!
55-year-old Maryland resident Daniel Brian Blackwell has been charged with attempted first degree murder, assault and reckless endangerment after rounding up a collection of guns and ammo, shooting at least four times through the kitchen floor of his home and engaging in a several hours long standoff with police. Why? Because his wife took a …
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Poopies With A Purpose
No, I wasn’t smart enough to come up with that title completely on my own…I got a little inspiration from this fund-raising campaign. Apparently, in Waterloo, they’re finding a use for dog poop. They’re running a pilot project that will try and turn it into power. That’s awesome, since dog poop is one of those …
Grease Is The Word. It Worked Better Than Stop, Anyway
Over the years we’ve seen a lot of strange reasons for people to attack one another. Somehow, unless I’m forgetting something, musical instruments haven’t featured nearly as prominently on that list as you’d think. But feature they do today, and you know what? Unless this fellow is a master of his art, I totally understand. …
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I Hope You Like The TSA. I Mean Really, Really Like Them
The TSA, the United States Transportation Security Administration, has announced that it’s going to do a very government-like thing. They’re even going to give it a nice fancy name so as to avoid calling it what it is, that being something you and I would more than likely get arrested for if we tried it. …
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