I’m just going to leave this right here. A complete list of false things Donald Trump has said since becoming President. After four weeks, the count already stands at 80. Amazing. Check back often, for obvious reasons.
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A Scientist Discovered A New Moth Species And Named It After Donald Trump
Pretty sure this is the most pleasant piece of Trump related news I’ve seen since he won the damn election. I doubt I’ll see a better one until the day he’s impeached. The new species was initially discovered through dissection of Gnorimoschemini material borrowed from the Bohart Museum of Entomology, University of California, Davis (UCBME). …
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Suddenly Those Perfume People Don’t Seem So Bad
As if shopping at Walmart could get any more unpleasant. In early-November, a Walmart shopper told police that a “creepy” man lingered near her in the store’s makeup aisle. After the man passed behind her, the shopper “felt something wet on her foot and lower back.” The woman then went to the bathroom “and tried …
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Daily Mail? More Like Daily Fail, Says Wikipedia
The issue of the Daily Mail’s dubious reliability isn’t a new topic here (we’ve covered it at least once and I’ve done my bit to steer folks away from it in other settings as well), but while I knew we absolutely weren’t the only ones to feel this way, the news that Wikipedia is mostly …
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No Word On If He Was On The Sauce At The Time
Arrested in January for robbing a pizza delivery man of a couple of pizzas and $25 at gunpoint are Logan Alexander and more importantly for our purposes, Sheldon Cheese. The victim, whose name was not released, was delivering the pizzas Tuesday to Cheese and his friend, Logan Alexander, 18, of Littlestown, Pa., at a location …
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Run From The Bullets
I certainly don’t advocate this sort of thing, but based on what little information we have here, I’m pretty sure she shot the wrong one. The woman reportedly became irate when a taco truck worker denied her request to reheat her taco when she said it was cold. But when her boyfriend told her to …
Did Somebody Say McBullets?
This is one of the sillier you got my order wrong related meltdowns I’ve seen, but even so, dude’s lucky he didn’t get himself killed. A man was so angry he did not get his chicken nuggets, he jumped on the counter at McDonald’s and fired two toy Nerf guns at a staff member before …
Next, Maybe Try Fabricating Some Morals
Generally speaking, I have a lot of faith in the Canadian and American legal systems. But let me tell you, if it weren’t for these Appeals Court judges slow roasting this here lawyer for arguing, for 16 years it should be noted, that social workers in Orange County, California, had no idea and could not …
Kika The Spying Guide Dog
I read about this a little while ago, and had a few thoughts about it. Amit Patel is a fellow who has recently gone blind, and he encounters a lot of jerks in his travels. So, he decided to attach a GoPro to his guide dog Kika and capture video evidence of said jerks. Unless …
The Trump White House Sounds Like Every Bit The Bumbling, Miserable Mess You thought It Would Be
There’s a lot going on here including the major takeaway that the holy shit, we might have to start acting like responsible adults in charge of running something kind of important reality may be beginning to set in, but for me, the most important part of this New York Times story on the early days …