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Don’t piss anyone off in Butler, Missouri. You may wind up full of lead. Why? Because tons of people carry tons of guns in their cars. Now, there’s a car dealership who is taking advantage of this love for things that go bang boom pow. If you buy a car at Max motors, you can …
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Naked man jumps on cars in Avila Beach A naked man was arrested Saturday on suspicion of trying to have sex with a taxi cab in Avila Beach, authorities said. Cody Eugene Williams, 27, of El Dorado Hills, was found about 6:15 p.m. on First Street wearing only his birthday suit and simulating intercourse on …
>This is another case where I have no words, and I can hear the words “We’re doomed!” resounding in my head. I can also hear the words of another man. I do some work for an adult literacy organization here in Guelph, and they had a little volunteer appreciation night. Someone who’s been with them …
Maybe the whole reason we’ve had kids burning other kids in sheds and lighting each other with bug spray in Winnipeg is because of the presence of lighters with cartoon characters on them. I don’t think so, but it can’t be helping. Who in their right mind would design an Elmo or Cookie Monster lighter? …
If you’ve ever wondered what exactly makes a person a life-long premature ejaculator, now you know. The definition was developed after lengthy critical evaluation of the evidence presented in more than 100 studies on the sexual problem published over the last 65 years. It was unanimously agreed by the experts that the definition of lifelong …
Apparentlycar fuckingis more widespread than we thought, at least so saysthis story from the Telegraph. I don’t have enough confidence in my abilities as a writer or reporter to think that I could ever do this thing justice, so I’ll let the words of Washington’s Edward Smith do the talking for me. “I appreciate beauty …
Some of you might remember thestory of Pat Dykstra,the woman who called 911 from behind the wheel of her car to report that she was too drunk to drive. Well, strange as it sounds, and to me it sounds quite strange because I can’t remember 1 case of this in my lifetime let alone 2 …
From the company that brought youlet’s try to run a charity cafe out of businessand le’ts fire a nice lady because she had the nerve to give an infant a free Timbit comes another blockbuster. Introducinglet’s not allow pregnant homeless people to eat in our stores and follow Good Samaritans around after they’ve left so …
Arrested Tuesday for calling 911 15 times in the same night because he couldn’t get a cab quickly enough isKevin Lewis Waits. Bonus: The theft of service charge he’s facing probably stems from his not having enough money to pay the taxi that had come for him by the time the cops arrived.
We have an update on the wizard supply teacher, this one even more disconcerting than the first story, but for different reasons. The first story said Jim Piculas was fired for wizardry. Now this story claims there’s more, and I can understand some of it being somewhat more serious. I’m still not sure if immediate …