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We’ve all seen the scene on TV where someone has tried everything to persuade a suicidal person not to do it, and out of desperation, they try to snap them out of it. But if you’re going to try that in real life, for one, be sure you have things very much under control, and …
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Sure, these guys could have turned their lives around, but they’re gangster prisoners, you’re guards, and they just baked you a cake! Shouldn’t one of you have thought it was a bad idea to chow down? Guess not, since you’re all in the hospital being treated for mysterious symptoms. I’m just amazed that nobody took …
I don’t know whether to feel relieved, disgusted, or completely frustrated by this. Leaders of the world’s Muslim nations have decided to sue countries where humourists live who choose to make fun of Islam. They say their proposed “legal tool” would be similar to the laws against claiming the holocaust didn’t happen. Here’s the part …
Well, it looks like people raised enough money so that the Chinese kids who previously heaved themselves over a raging river on a cable to go to school can now cross a bridge to get there, and it’s about time.
A pair of bank robbers burst into tears and collapsed choking in Poland after they tried to use pepper spray on a cashier in front of an air conditioning unit. The wind blew the spray back over the pair, who staggered from the bank in the south-western city of Wroclaw empty handed. A local police …
How is it possible to write an entire story on afamous chef with a food phobia so intense that all he could eat was cookieswithout asking him why, if the fear was so bad, he decided to build his entire life around cooking? Call me crazy, but it seems to me that would be the …
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So, if you’re a British kid, you might be RFID tagged like warehouse inventory *and* watched when you go to the john. Maybe all this surveillance is why British kids are so unhappy.
You’ll never meet a more honest criminal than Christopher Chubasco Wilkins. I guess his honesty made the juror’s jobs easier.
Uh, if you want to do something more violent than protest, then you’d better change your name to something other than Muslim Group for Peace. I’m just sayin’.
Wow. I can’t believe that defense Barraster Craig Eberhardt managed to convince a judge that his client, Thomas James Anthony Wilson, downloaded 8000 pictures by accident, was looking at these photos to address issues of his own sexuality as a younger man, but he’s *not* a pedophile, and sending him to jail would be a …