I really need to stop being surprised every time the people entrusted with the job of running the world manage tobungle the simplest of tasks. The Municipal Railway will not use buses from its new hybrid fleet on one line that runs through the public housing projects in San Francisco’s Hunters Point neighborhood until officials …
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Fire Or Flood
There was a fire at Leak and Sons Funeral Home. Oh, if only they had had a leak. Maybe they wouldn’t have had a fire.
This Can’t Possibly Be A Real News Story
You know you’ve been on the john for a long time when they describe your condition as bound to it by natural means. There are so many questions with this story. She was in the bathroom for two years, and her boyfriend knew it was a bad idea, and just brought her food and water. …
If You’re Happy And You Know It, You’re Not A Kid In The UK
Apparently, according to UNICEF, the UK has the unhappiest children. I love how everyone’s assuming they know why the kids are unhappy. Did anyone ever ask the kids? That is never stated. It’s just assumed that they have too much homework, and some of the kids’ parents can’t help them with it. How about the …
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Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip, Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Doritos, Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip…
Wow. We have decided that instead of telling aliens that we come in peace, etc. a commercial for Doritos would be a better message. I wonder if we’ll get anything back.
Power Stupidity
Last week I read about a couple of women who decided to power wash their toddler. I really didn’t know what to say then. The kid and parents hadn’t been found. I just couldn’t believe someone would think spraying a toddler with the same force you would spray a car would be a good idea. …
Sing Solo…So Low They Can’t Hear You!
Um, here’s my chance to look like an idiot. My geography sucks, but aren’t Thailand and the Philippines neighbours? If they are, which I’m pretty sure they are, they have similar militant stances on Caraoke. First, we had our poor unfortunate tone-deaf soul who died in a Philippine caraoke bar, and now we have 8 …
Wrong Number, Big Mistake
Ya know, if you’re going to call a friend at midnight to announce that you killed all the bad guys in your videogame by saying “I have killed them all”,ya might wanna triple check that you’re dialing the right number, Especially if you’re Thomas Ballard, who has an outstanding warrant for his arrest. It wasn’t …
Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout The Birds And The Bees…Cuz It’s My Job Now
Quebec education reforms cutting back sex ed Sweeping Quebec education reform is eliminating class time for sex ed and asking teachers to talk about the birds and bees in all classes, from math to gym. Math to gym? Well ok, Gym I can kind of understand because hey, sex is exercise, but math? What’s that …
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I Wonder What Kind Of Knife He Used
File this one under close enough. Charged with attempted murder among other things for stabbing his roommate during an argument isTimothy Stilletto.