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City government in Amsterdam has announced plans to allow both gay and straight couples to have sex in public at a place called the Vondelpark, which hosts over 10 million visitors each year. The plan has caused the outrage you would expect, but rather than coming from so-called morality crusaders like it would around here, …
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Something tells me that fifth-grader Tony Immediato may have some issues. I mean, we all might have strange fantasies about our school principal, but to say that you hope it snows and birds peck at him when he spends the night on the roof as a school spirit stunt to a newspaper reporter is kind …
Our legal system absolutely baffles me sometimes. I could probably go on and on for days about all the reasons why, but today I’ll just stick to one that particularly gets on my nerves. I do not, and likely never will, understand the purpose of giving 2 for 1 credit during sentencing to people who …
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Ok Aron Pritchard. There are only two conclusions I can draw from this story. If you actually believe that putting toddlers in a dryer is a fun activity, then you are too stupid to be near anyone vulnerable. If you don’t, but expect we will, then you’re a lying sack of shit, and you’re also …
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Hey, buddy, over there walking down the sidewalk texting on your phone! Yeah, you! If you can’t see that post you’re about to smash your nose on because you’re texting, maybe the solution is to stop texting while you walk! It is not to put padding on posts and make a texting lane. Good god.
Well, it looks like our Sikh motorcyclist who didn’t want to wear a helmet has been ordered to wear one. Good! What I don’t understand is if nothing can be worn over the turbin, why not put the helmet on and the turbin on over the helmet? Or maybe there’s a rule against that too.
Now, if you’re going to put people who hump bikes on sex-offender registries, put this guy on.
We haven’t had a good guy getting busted for having sex with something story in a while, sohere’s a Polish man who was fired from a building job at a children’s hospital after he was caught humping a vacuum cleaner. Hopefully the justice system will work as it should, because if our old buddy bicycle …
Why on earth would you cut up noodles with a steak knife while they were cooking on the stove? What the hell? Had this man never cooked before? Well, I guess he’ll never cook again, and his kids will never be the same.
Wow. Gary Sinnott is a far more honest man than I. If I had a website that was similar to that of a naval base, and people were too stupid to verify where they were sending confidential emails, and the emails were getting to me, and I’d let the military know and they said “na, …
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