A participant in the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament near St Petersburg, Russia was disqualified in shame for “sexual abuse of apparatus”, Mosnews reports. In other news, there really is such a thing as the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament.
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It’s A Service Dog, You Morons!
I know the title is a bit strongly-worded, but that’s the only one that would fit. In this day and age, this story shouldn’t even be happening. A 15-year-old boy in Calgary has Muscular Dystrophy. That means he has some trouble bending, walking, etc. So he gets a service dog to help with these things. …
Not Da Craw, Da Craw!
Ok, I don’t know what to think about this, but hey, ya gotta be fair, right? There’s a new spin on the story about the guy with the penis pump at the airport that reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live skit where this oriental guy with a hand shaped like a claw keeps …
My House is Your House?
Picture this. You’re an old man. You have a nice house whose investment value is supporting your Hungarian family. You rent it to a couple. The couple decide they want your house. They forge a power of attorney, sign over your house, and sell it! You’re lucky to have a nice real estate agent for …
Oh That’s Just Gay
So on the same news show last night as the big Jew story I asked about yesterday – they were also talking about something that kind of rubbed me the wrong way. Apparently a while back, a gay couple won some kind of court ruling over the province of British Columbia when they argued that …
I’m Sure She’s Very Proud
The following is a public service announcement brought to you by the good folks at Vomit Comet. When you’re flying somewhere with your Mom and you don’t want her to know that you’re carrying your penis pump with you, there are probably better ways to hide it from her than telling security that you’ve got …
Neato
I decided to post this not only because it’s pretty cool, but also because I wanted to get the talking out of his ass reference in before everybody else gets the chance to beat it to death.
Thanks, Boss, You’re So Kind.
Wow. You know management is a bunch of insensitive pricks if you work at Northwest Airlines. Why? Because after they decided to lay off workers, they gave these victims of the axe a book of helpful tips on how to save money, which included telling them to go dumpster-diving. Wow, talk about taking away someone’s …
More Morons from the Morons’ Club
Here’s another letter to the editor about the spray-painting incident. I don’t know why the stream of letters on the subject interests me so much. Maybe I should stop posting them, because they’re probably boring everyone else to tears. At least this guy makes some sense, unlike that other pile of crap that was sent …
>Here We Go Again
>Apparently handing out awards recognizing people for their many years of service to an organization is age discrimination now. In other news, some of you still don’t believe I’m right about the world being completely and utterly insane.