Listen up, everyone at work right now. Maybe this feels like it might be a good time to take a break, head to the bathroom and rub one out. But before you do, I want you to ask yourself a couple of questions. How quiet am I? Is it worth getting my ass fired if …
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How Else Are They Supposed To Teach Him The Value Of Hard Work?
Phoenix mom accused of punching 7-year-old for failing job as lookout while grandma shoplifted at Walmart Phoenix police officers arrested a mother on suspicion of punching her 7-year-old son in the mouth because he didn’t do a good enough job as a lookout while his grandmother shoplifted at a Walmart store, according to Maricopa County court documents. …
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Why Didn’t Someone Tell Me Two-Bagger Wasn’t An Insult?
I’m not sure if this fella has been arrested yet, but it likely won’t be long before his poor planning comes back to bite him if not. Just before 8.30pm the man walked into the store on Lower King Street, Caboolture, with the bag on his head and threatened the female attendant with a knife. …
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More Like All Wet
This one’s appropriate on a couple of levels. Recently arrested and charged with felony video voyeurism of someone at least 19 years old after a hidden camera was discovered recording people showering in his bathroom is Jonathan Moist. According to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, Moist’s niece and her friend who were housesitting for Moist discovered …
Please Don’t Fake Vacations To Impress Your Fake Friends
It almost makes me want to cry that I have to tell adults this, but I suppose this is where we are now. It’s nice that you want people to have a high opinion of you. To a degree, you should. Life is somewhat easier when people actually like you. But if you’ve gotten to …
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How The Ontario Government Can Better Tackle The Flooding Issue: An In Depth Report
Ford Government Says Sensible Thing
A promise from the Doug Ford government is about as useful as a marzipan dildo so we’ll see where this goes, but for now, because I am nothing if not a fair man, I’ll give them credit for the way they’re handling this one publicly. Ford pledges not to re-open abortion debate after 3 MPPs …
Diamonds And Buns
Obviously the main story here is that this fella had 44 diamonds stuffed into his jewelry can, but it maybe shouldn’t be overlooked that he was riding a motorcycle at the time. That cannot have been comfortable. Twenty-three-year-old Eusebio Padilla was arrested on charges including receiving stolen property and tampering with evidence after what began …
So Long Wroute, We Hardly Knew Ye
I worried about this when it launched and eventually they started worrying about it too, but in the end, there was no saving it. Transportation company Wroute Inc. has suspended all operations in the face of lower than anticipated ridership. “Essentially it became apparent that the marketplace was just not present,” president Jason Hammond said …
Guess I Don’t Have To Tell You To Spread ‘Em
Haven’t had a good old fashioned dumb ass public sex story in a while. This’ll work. Cops say that Gary Hill and Crystal Frances had shared a pint of vodka before they began trysting in public. Cops learned about the coupling around 9 PM from a female passerby who reported that a duo was poised …
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