We all know at least one person who loses his damn mind over things like the sound of chewing, slurping or silverware hitting someone’s teeth. And guess what. All those times you’ve wondered either to yourself or out loud about whether there’s something wrong with him, you were right. There is in fact a name …
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That’s As Queer As A $25 Bill…Wait, What?
I just learned something. Canada used to have a $25 bill. It was a limited-edition commemorative banknote, issued only for a short period in 1935 to in honour of the silver jubilee of King George V, Canada’s reigning monarch at the time. The note features a portrait of the King alongside his wife, Queen Mary. …
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Think Outside The Bun. Here, I’ll Show You How
We have an entire section here devoted largely to people being unhappy about food. This story is one of those, but it’s different. For instead of ending as so many do in assault, property damage or both, this one serves as a reminder that, like your dad and granddad always told you, if you want …
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Guy Might Be Guy, CTV Reports
This is quite possibly the dumbest news report I’ve seen since it’s hot out when it’s summer. That, perhaps not coincidentally I’m starting to think, was also a CTV production. Yorkville resident says he may have seen Kawhi Leonard Pierre-James Murphy stood across from his apartment in Yorkville, staring at the crowd that had gathered …
Even The Government Doesn’t Like The Government’s Autism Plan
Pretty sure this takes the award for most honest thing to come out of Queen’s Park in the last year. Ford government deliberately spread misinformation about autism program, internal review says The report, written by one of the government’s own members and obtained by The Globe and Mail through an anonymous source, is highly critical …
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StoneHammer Beer Is Coming Back!
This right here is the long weekend news I needed. Guelph’s StoneHammer Brewing resurrected by local entrepreneur I was so sad last year when the original StoneHammer Brewing went under. Their Dark Ale is honest to god one of my favourite beers in the world. That list, if you’re curious, goes Moosehead, StoneHammer Dark, Sleeman …
At Least She Knows Her Cameras Work
I understand that this stems from a neighbourhood dispute that Annie Durham appears to be on the right side of. I also understand that long simmering frustration can absolutely cloud one’s thinking. But unfortunately for her, those fluffy little anger clouds became a thunderstorm of imbecility and she didn’t have an umbrella handy. How else …
You Know Dean Too? What A Small World!
I realize Doug Ford is kind of off in his own world at times, but if his spokespeople are telling the truth here he’s either more out to lunch than I thought or he needs to find some new friends that won’t take advantage of him for his power. Did it seriously never strike him …
That’s The Last Time I Give Someone An Eskimo Kiss
It’s never not funny when you’re watching Cops and you see some guy explaining to the officer that he doesn’t know what might be found in the pants he’s wearing because they’re not his, he’s just borrowing them from a buddy. I feel like perhaps Fabricio Tueros Jimenez may have seen one of those episodes …
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Happy ION LRT Day!
Get ready to ride – ION light rail service starts June 21, 2019! For all your #ReadyToRideION info visit https://t.co/IsSjr0liJz pic.twitter.com/JnriTMVPj0 — Stage 2 ION (@Stage2ION) May 8, 2019 It’s like two years late and truth be told I had zero faith in this June 21st date when the region announced it, but today, the …