A Flash Of Adventures On Carden Street

Yesterday, I had an interesting adventure, so I thought I’d share. Back a bit ago, Steve mentioned the Flash of Cash on Carden Street 2.0. I was pretty happy that there would be another one, because I’d missed the first one. So I planned to be on Carden Street at noon, and be part of …

If You Lost Your Keys In #Guelph, I Might Know What Happened To Them

I have to do this first. Ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb. Ok. Movin’ right along. I was walkin’ along. Doo dee doo dee doo. I was walking with a friend, who is a very nice person. Suddenly, she spots something shiny. “Hey! Keys!” she exclaims. “Oh no! That …

Head Office Called Me About The Elevator

Bleh. That wasn’t the most wonderful update I’ve ever had. Williams and McDaniel called me back. And the short answer is they’re not going to do anything about the elevator’s alarm system. Until it totally and completely breaks, and they have to replace it with a new one, this alarm bell ringing to nowhere is …

Williams And McDaniel, Wake Up To The Alarm Bell

Goddamn it I’m shaking, and I didn’t go through anything super uber scary. I mean, I did, but on the scale, there are far worse things. But it’s been a little while, and I’m still sitting here, heart pounding, having trouble getting air. Here’s the scene. I’m taking Trix out to pee. It’s 30 degrees …

It’s Me! Remember Me?

I’m feeling all frazzled so maybe if I ramble, I can unfrazzle myself. I’m sitting here, time’s going tick tock, and my brain is screaming at a fever pitch “You have so many things to do! Do them! Do them now!” At the same time, an equally loud voice yells “But you either don’t have …

This Would Be The Best Drive Ever

Last time I posted something about cars, it involved, as is so often the case around here, things not going well. This one, though, is exactly the opposite. I’m not generally the type to see one of those hey everybody, look at the blind guy live his life! It’s amazing! type stories and actually think …