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And now it’s time for another healthy living public service message from your friends at Vomit Comet. When trying to flatten pennies on a railroad track, always do your best toget out of the way *before* the train gets to the coin. The report says that the unidentified woman in this case suffered a head …
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Not sure how I feel about this one. On one hand these do gooding sons of bitches are robbing Carin and I of much future material, but on the other it sounds like a great idea, so much so in fact that I think we need a Rover the Rabbit, Penelope the Porcupine and Rosco …
For some reason people tend to get a little testy whenever one of us writes up a story about some idiot getting pasted by a train. More than once we’ve had family or friends of the speed bump (I refuse to use the word victim) in question comment or email trying to come up with …
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How the hell do you mistake train tracks for the street you want to turn down? Ask June Griffith, who is lucky to be alive thanks to the quick thinking of some passing folks.
How exactly do younot hear a train? I don’t care if you have headphones on or not. It’s a train! It goes chugga chugga choo choo loud enough to wake the dead for what seems like a 3-mile radius! If you don’t hear it, how do you miss the vibrations under your feet? I love …
Amazingly I haven’t had the fake ones emailed to me yet this year. Either people are starting to figure this stuff out or I’m less popular than I used to be. My money’s on option 2. Don’t forget to visitDarwinAwards.comfor a lot more of this stuff. ANNOUNCING THE 2008 DARWIN AWARD WIENERS! THE DARWIN AWARDS: …
Here’s a scenario for ya. You’re in acar. You make a wrong turn. You realize that oh crap, you’re stuck on the tracks! What do you do? Do you get out of your car, or…do you…call 911 and ask for help? I understand the panic of getting stuck on the tracks…but get out of the …
Every time I read this story, I get visions of the psycho, screaming bus driver from south Park. What kind of nut bar would park her school bus full of children on the train trakcs and threaten to leave them there if they didn’t quiet down…as a train was coming. thank god the bus got …
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What do you know, yet anotherdeath by train story. This time, police are looking for the public’s help (especially if you belong to the part of the public that has some missing relatives) to identifythe unknown South African couple who were crushed to death while having sex on the tracks. Anybody know how to say …
Ok, cue the hatemail from family members of the poor unfortunate dumbass who I’m about to describe. What is it about people who are crushed by trains and their families always finding us? Here at the Vomit Comet, we love us some man vs train stories. Who do you think wins? Need a refresher? We …
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