Wow, USB gadgets are making a further descent into tackyville. You can now get a His ‘n’ Hers USB gift set. Wanna know what’s in the men’s set? A mini vacuum cleaner with brush, why in hell you would wire a vacuum up to a computer I don’t know, a desk lamp, a cup warmer …
Category Archives: USB
For Stressed out Geeks Everywhere…
Wow. The USB gadgets keep getting weirder. This one reminds me of a toy I had when I was a kid. It was called the revenger, and people would attach it to their car’s dash. then when fellow drivers pissed them off, they could press one of 3 buttons and it made noises of a …
We Had the Hot Seat, Now You Can Have A Cool Seat.
First we had the USB missile launcher. Then came the USB nuclear missile launcher. Then we got less warlike in our USB gadgets with the creation of the secret base emergency button, and finally, our laziness was shown with the invention of the USB ash tray. But now, we have something for the What the …
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For the Terminally Lazy
Wow. The USB gadgets just keep on comin’. Now we have a USB ashtray! It looks like a little car, but when you open it, a fan comes on to suck the smoke up into a filter so, in theory, others won’t smell it. If I ever saw one of these suckers in an office …
I think We’ve Found Our Losers!
I think we found the people who just might need the Christmas dinner guests DVD. They’re also likely soon to be the proud owners of a USB Secret Base Emergency Button! Let me let the article explain what this thing does, because frankly, I couldn’t make it sound any more geeky. Plug it in, press …
USB Arms Race?
Earlier, we heard about the USB missile launcher. Now, with tensions mounting between east and west wings everywhere, someone just upped the firepower, or so it would seem. A device that is a USB hub when not being used to defend against the enemy looks amazingly like a nuclear missile launcher. We’re all doomed!
Matt, Want One of these?
I laugh every time I think about this. there’s a USB missile launcher! With this device, anyone can make their coworkers shake with fear, because with a few clicks of the mouse and a click of the red button, they have the power to unleash…foam rockets at them! If only this existed when a friend …
