I’m not familiar with Mike Bobrinskoy, but if the rest of his stuff is as funny as this story about someone trying to scam him on OKCupid with the old I’m stuck in a foreign country and I need money trick, he might be worth getting to know. God, I hope this is all true. …
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Colon Is A Mighty Big River
So Bowser and Blue wrote another song about colons. I had no idea. Finding info about it isn’t proving to be the easiest thing in the world, since most of what comes up in Google is just a bunch of people reposting it and even the entry for it on their own website is basically …
You’re Not The Boss Of Me! Ok, So You’re The Boss Of Me, but I Don’t Like You And You’re Mean
This is funny. It’s also how I picture the world if we keep going down the path of nobody loses at competitions and nobody ever fails a class even if their work is shitty or not done at all.
What A Whole New World Should Really Sound Like
I imagine most of you recognize that song and the movie scene it comes from. It’s pretty famous, dare I say iconic. Growing up in a house with younger siblings, I’ve seen it a million times. Yet somehow, even though I’ve spent a decent chunk of time on the radio and in recording studios, I’ve …
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Did Somebody Say McMusic?
*puts on old man hat* Great. I’m trying to enjoy a quick hamburger in peace, but I can’t because numbnuts in the next booth thinks he’s fucking Drake or some shit. Thanks, McDonald’s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6zPbogDPgU As First We Feast points out, McDonald’s in the Netherlands recently introduced a music-making placemat called McTrax. McTrax works with a smartphone …
The Drums On The Bus Go Metal Metal Metal
I know neither why I’m so amused by this nor why it exists to begin with, but I’m positive I’ll never hear Wheels on the Bus again without thinking about it.
Why Learn A Second Language When You’ve Got An Earpiece And A Smartphone
Finally, a worthwhile and useful wearable that I totally want to use. This is some seriously Star Trek level shit right here, and these guys would have to be the biggest fuckups in the universe and beyond to not become gazillionaires based on it. They’re already off to a fine start in that department (not …
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Get The Dru, It’s Domino’s!
When I saw this video about Domino’s Pizza making a delivery robot, I had to wonder…did Steve’s friend Greg go to Australia? That has to be why they invented the thing. Story time. A long, long time ago, when Steve and I still lived in that building that had the big fire that night in …
Tell The Jackwagons We’re Ready For The Paddy Wagon
And now, another case of nobody’s looking for you, dude. Authorities in Idaho have released a 911 phone call that resulted in a drug trafficking arrest. The call, released by the Rexburg Police Department, details an incident nearly a year ago on Jan. 23, 2015, when two out-of-state drug traffickers got high and called police …
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Celebrity Interviews Gone Wrong
While we’re on the news blooper theme, I happened to find this compilation of celebrity interview disasters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9W5vYhUtXU There are some classics here, including that time Mike Tyson went on CP24 and let loose on Nathan Downer after he asked about his rape conviction. CP24 wound up getting a slap on the wrist from the …