I’m not a believer, but I often find these sorts of coincidences funny. It’s as though if there is a god, he’s making sure people know to keep their hands off his shit. Theft is only for evangelists, dammit!
And the angel said unto him, “I dare you, bro.”
A drunken thief was injured after falling on the sword of a statue of St. Michael the Archangel that he was trying to steal from a church in Monterrey, Mexico.
Local media reported that during the early hours of Jan. 14, Carlos Alonso, 32, allegedly went to the Christ the King Parish in downtown Monterrey to rob the church.
In the darkness, Alonso reportedly jumped over the fence in front of the church entrance, broke a glass door, and entered the church.
While trying to flee with a statue of St. Michael the Archangel, the alleged thief tripped and fell on the angel’s sword, seriously injuring his neck.
Charges are expected to be filed once he recovers.
If you’re going to shoplift at Walmart, maybe leave the 37 pounds of marijuana at home instead of in the trunk of your car.
If for some reason you haven’t done that, definitely don’t give your key fob to the police when they offer to help you load the stuff you did pay for at Walmart into that same car.
Really though, don’t hand the cops your key fob is just sound advice in general. Don’t do that, everyone.
After Tull was arrested, he asked officers if he could keep the items that he did buy and officers agreed to put those items in the back seat of his car. The Morgan Citizen reports that Tull gave officers his key fob.
When officers got to the car, they opened his trunk instead of the backseat so that the items he bought would stay out of view. When police popped the trunk, they immediately smelled a strong odor of marijuana.
Officers found three duffle bags full of vacuum-sealed bags of marijuana totaling 37 pounds, according to the Citizen. They also found a smaller bag of suspected Psilocybin mushrooms.
But on the bright side, he was responsible for what the police are calling the largest drug bust in the history of their department, so he’s got that going for him.
Though I understand the impulse to get annoyed when all you want is one simple bag in which you can carry one simple thing and you can’t have one, this seems like a slight overreaction. Seems like some Olympic level grudge holding, too.
Just dropping in to see if you had the bag I asked for.
At around 10:30 p.m. Saturday, the driver slammed the car into the store, damaging some items there. With the lights partially out, the man rushed into the store and assaulted the owner.
The driver was reportedly under the influence of alcohol. No casualties were reported as a result of the accident.
Police saw this as a retaliatory crime, as the driver had earlier been accused of physically harming the owner in late November of last year.
In November 2022, the man had asked the owner for a plastic bag when buying ice cream. The owner refused the request, abiding by a ban on single-use plastic bags by the Ministry of Environment.
Enraged, the man spat on the store owner.
The owner’s family later filed a complaint with police. The owner rejected the accused man’s request to settle the matter privately instead of opening a case.
The driving through the store incident happened in January 2023, so almost a full two months after what should have been a fairly simple matter to resolve. But now? Now it’s not quite so simple, as based on the charges he’s facing he could wind up in prison for up to 15 years. South Korea doesn’t take kindly to retaliatory crimes and destruction of property, apparently.
I’ve been seeing Christmas themed ads on TV since October and CHYM FM flipped to all Christmas music this week. If we can’t wait until December like we’re supposed to, can we at least wait until after Remembrance Day to start forcing the spirit of the season on everyone?
Kelvin Lewis takes center stage as the three brothers make their plea for patience. “Marvin wouldn’t sing lead this one,” Kelvin said of his brother in an interview outside a Hallmark store in Detroit. “He wanted Christmas all year round while Wendel and I were Thanksgiving guys. That f**kin’ store we worked in went straight from Halloween to Christmas…made us stay overnight re-bagging all the candy to make it look fresh. Then we’d go home and Marvin would want to put the tree up with those stale-a$$ candy canes that’d been in the family since the turn of the damn century. And we couldn’t even afford lights. We had to move the lamp next to the couch behind the tree. Couldn’t see f*ck all inside the living room the last two months of the year until we got that record deal.”
The Onion, the satirical news company that repeatedly spoofed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, has won the bankruptcy auction for control over his media empire — most notably InfoWars, the far-right, conspiracy-minded website that served as Jones’ primary online platform.
The Onion plans to shutter Jones’ InfoWars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators,according to a person with knowledge of the sale.
Jones, one of the most-high profile and financially successful alternative media personalities, built a small empire off a radio show-turned-internet video operation centered around the Infowars brand that focused on false and often bizarre claims about grand conspiracies and government wrongdoing.
Conspiracies such as the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting that killed 26 people being a hoax, which is why this highly successful media empire went bankrupt and now finds itself in much better hands. Families of the victims of that shooting sued and were awarded somewhere in the neighbourhood of $1.5 billion, which Jones and his companies weren’t successful enough to pay, as it happens.
Terms of the sale haven’t been disclosed, but whatever they paid, I’m sure they’re going to make it worth every cent.
Not sure I’ve ever described myself as gleeful, but that seems fitting today.
It could be that I’m way out to lunch on this one because it’s been years since I’ve taken anyone to see Santa at a mall and even longer since I was the one visiting him, but when did those visits stop being free and start costing 15 goddamn dollars?
And just look what you get for that $15! Basically nothing!
From November 15th through December 24th, get ready for a sleigh-load of holiday joy! Whether your little ones have a list of wishes ready or you’re simply looking to capture the magic of the season, our Santa visits are the perfect way to do so.
For a $15 fee, you’ll enjoy a delightful visit with Santa himself, along with 5 digital photos that’ll make this year’s memories last.
“Steve,” I imagine somebody saying because somebody somewhere had to think that charging $15 to visit Santa wasn’t a ridiculous thing to do, “five digital photos isn’t nothing.” And to that person I respond that yes, it is. If it wasn’t, then why are you allowed to take your own pictures on your own camera for free?
From the Q and A section:
Can I use my personal camera to take a photo?
Yes, personal photography is permitted.
All I keep hearing about is how malls are dying because of online shopping. Maybe that’s true and maybe it isn’t, but if it is, I’m not sure this is going to help. Or maybe we’ve all gotten so used to being fucked out of money at every turn that it won’t make any difference. Who even knows anymore?
You really do learn something new every day. I, for example, just learned that in many parts of the United States there exists something called a rental application fee, and that those words mean exactly what they sound like they mean. I shouldn’t be because if there’s a way to rip a customer off a business will find it, but I’m gobsmacked, honestly.
If we do this in Canada, I’ve never heard of it. It’s certainly never come up any time I’ve rented a place. If a landlord wanted to run credit or background checks on us before making a decision, that’s an expense they were going to eat, because of course it was. It’s what they call a cost of doing business.
Sky-high rents and a severe housing shortage are a challenge for would-be renters across the U.S. But for many, the first barrier to finding affordable housing has become the rental application fee.
James Lopez of Spokane, Wash., had to suspend a months-long housing search because he simply can’t afford to keep applying to more places.
He and his wife still have three children at home, including a young adult daughter. This means — like it does most everywhere in the U.S. — that for each place they apply, all three adults must pay an application fee to cover a general background and credit check.
“And that fee can run anywhere from $35 each up to … I’ve seen $85 apiece,” Lopez says. “Right now, we are not able to put that money out.”
That’s right. Second only to their entire existence, the worst part is that these fees are largely unregulated. And in cases where they are regulated, the rules are so useless that you might as well go ahead and say they’re unregulated, because landlords are out here just charging them anyway without any fear of repercussions. It’s so bad that lawyers are telling clients to go ahead and pay them even though it’s not legal, because at least you might come out the other side living someplace with a roof on it.
Vermont was decades ahead of this trend, actually banning rental application fees entirely in 1999, but legal aid attorneys say their use is still widespread. After an investigation late last year by the news site VTDigger.com, the Attorney General’s Office said it was investigating, but that the issue is “not near the top of the list of the type of complaints” the office gets.
This lack of enforcement is a problem in other places as well.
In 2019, New York set a $20 cap on fees and also allowed reusable 30-day screenings. But Stephanie Rudolph, a staff attorney with the Legal Aid Society in New York City, says, “There’s plenty of ways in which brokers are going around the law.”
Rudolph helps low-income clients who’ve been charged sometimes hundreds of dollars, though it can be difficult because the law doesn’t spell out damages if landlords don’t comply. They also say there’s not been a lot of education about the recent law, so some landlords and tenants may be unaware of it.
Even when tenants do realized they’re being scammed, Rudolph says there’s another challenge. “There’s also just the fear that if you don’t do exactly what the broker or the landlord tells you, you’re not going to get the apartment,” they say.
That’s a well-founded fear, Rudolph says, so they’ll often advise clients to just pay the fee, even if it’s not legal.
Got an email this morning from our good friend Jason Dunkerley, whose name has come up here a time or two through the years and who is almost certainly involved in a few of the stories where names are missing.
For several years he’s been working on and off at writing a book about his life, and at long last it’s finally done and getting itself published!
If you know anything about Jason, you know that he’s been a lot of places and done a lot of things, and also that he’s extremely modest about most of it. So even if you’re like us and get to count him amongst your good friends, you’re probably going to learn some things. And if you’ve heard the name but don’t know much about the person behind it or even if you have no idea who this is, what any of it is about or even how you got here in the first place, I can tell you from having known him for more than 25 years that there’s a good chance you’ll enjoy hearing his story.
Yorkland Publishing today announced the upcoming publication of Jason Dunkerley’s Visions of Hope: Running Towards My Own Truth, an autobiography of an iconic blind Canadian middle-distance runner who won five Paralympic medals and numerous other laurels during his storied career.In telling his story, Dunkerley introduces the reader to the behind-the-scenes intricacies of top-tier athletics: the rigours of intensive training; the building of rapport among athlete, guide and coach; the development and implementation of winning strategies; the never-ending struggle to excel; the searing letdown of defeat, and the euphoric triumph of victory. Bruce Kidd, a fabled Canadian Olympian and Professor Emeritus of Sport Politics and Policy at the University of Toronto, called Visions of Hope “an insightful, at times poetic, account of the life of a Canadian Paralympian.”Visions of Hope will soon be available from bookstores everywhere, but prepublication orders can be placed immediately at Yorkland Publishing’s website (www.yorklandpublishing.com).Yorkland Publishing plans to release Visions of Hope in a large-type edition and as an eBook by mid-November and is partnering with the CNIB to produce an audiobook.
According to Jason, who I believe because it’s his book and he should know, Bruce Kidd also wrote the foreword.
One last thing. The publisher has started a GoFundMe to help cover promotional costs. There are always a lot of those, and they can be particularly difficult for smaller projects like these to handle. If you’re interested in helping out with that end of things, you can get more information here.
ONN projects that Neo-Nazi candidate Lucas Brennan has defeated three-term KKK incumbent William Kent in Alabama’s 4th congressional district, flipping a House seat that has been occupied by the Klan for more than five decades.
