You know you’ve been on the john for a long time when they describe your condition as bound to it by natural means. There are so many questions with this story. She was in the bathroom for two years, and her boyfriend knew it was a bad idea, and just brought her food and water. Why didn’t he try harder to get her out of there? Or, was he keeping her there? Why was she so screwed up that she didn’t want to leave? How could you spend two years in a bathroom? What the hell?