Here we go, making fun of texters. So, first rule is don’t walk your dog and text, second, don’t drink and drive and text, and finally, don’t send text messages while holding someone at gunpoint in a car. You have to set the gun down, and then your captive will get it while you’re distracted, and…bang! kill you! and…bang! wound your buddy! and hold it to the driver’s head and order him to stop the car! That’ll be the last text you ever send.