Lettuce Behave, Lest We End Up Behind Bars

Thing you shouldn’t do number one: Scoop toppings at a salad bar with your hands, because that’s just gross.

Thing you shouldn’t do number two: Punch the off duty police officer who asks you nicely to stop doing thing number one in the face, because that’s just mean, not to mention dumb.

As detailed in an Oklahoma City Police Department report, Deputy Adebola Atoka was “at the salad bar selecting food for her plate” when she spotted Williams using “her bare hands to grab salad out of the salad bowl.”
Atoka, cops noted, alerted restaurant staffers, “who changed out the salad.”
After the lettuce had been replaced, Williams returned to the salad bar and again dug in with her hands, prompting Atoka to tell her that, “she should not do that.”
Williams, police allege, responded by punching Atoka in the face, a blow that knocked the deputy’s glasses off.

Lindsay Williams, who is 29 and hopefully raised by wolves so she might have some kind of excuse for this, was charged with assault and battery.

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.