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Last Updated on: 21st June 2020, 08:06 pm

Before I start making fun of people who search for strange things, let me say this. Anybody who thinks that those floating flash ads are a good idea and uses them on their websites deserves a big kick in the nuts, even if that person happens to be a girl. Now on with the show.

We’ve got a really weird selection of search terms this time out, some of the strangest I’ve ever seen, so let’s get down to business.

19 Mar, Sat, 18:35:02
nude sighties

You know, I for one think it’s great that blind people are out on the net looking for porn like everyone else. That’s the right attitude, don’t let anything get you down, try to stay as upbeat as possible.

17 Mar, Thu, 15:22:48
free fat bitchs

You know, I for one think that we absolutely should, and that all of those among us who have the nerve to capture them should be ashamed of themselves.

02 Apr, Sat, 12:25:44
paralyzed+disabled people having sex=pictures

Perhaps I should have paid more attention, but I don’t recall that equation ever coming up in any math class I’ve ever been in. I guess the old saying is true, you learn something new every day.

27 Mar, Sun, 16:52:16
nanny-goat genitals

I’m going to hold out hope that the person who searched that is a veterinarian. Then again, if you’re a professional and you’re getting your research materials from a place called the Vomet Comet, maybe that’s not so good after all.

Here come a couple for the good folks working in the What The Fuck Department.

30 Mar, Wed, 17:19:44
Google: “
white tiger” “halloween costume” gay guy picture fangs

It almost seems like this guy was trying to be super efficient by searching for 2 things at the same time. Not a bad idea, it’s too bad it didn’t quite work out.

04 Apr, Mon, 03:08:51

I’ve got nothin’, let’s move on.

08 Apr, Fri, 15:18:42

I had to throw this one in just because I’ve never seen those 2 words together before.

08 Apr, Fri, 10:18:17
sucking cock in oshawa

I had to throw this one in for the benefit of the people who’ve been wondering what Matt’s been up to these days.

And finally, we have this.

27 Apr, Wed, 19:11:43
Yahoo: “
shoe penis”

Would that be a penis shaped like a shoe? A shoe shaped like a penis? A shoe that you could wear on your penis? A kick from a shoe to a penis? So many questions, so little time.

And just like that, we’re done. We’ll do this again soon though, don’t worry. the only thing I don’t like about this bit is coming up with good endings for it. That’s always been a pain in the ass. I guess I could always just not bother. Yeah, good idea.

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