Who are you and what have you done with google?

Last Updated on: 27th September 2013, 01:48 pm

Ok. I can stop pulling my hair out, because I now know that all of what I’m about to talk about is not my fault.

Has anyone ever tried to search their own blog or any blog they’re currently on with that stupid google blog search button? Has anyone noticed that it’s about as useless as a round hole for a square peg? Well, I just did.

A long time ago, I noticed that I could never find anything on this blog that I knew I wrote about. I also noticed that after I was done typing in what I wanted to search for, the piece of shit would throw in a few extra words that looked like lines of code that I didn’t even know existed, so how could I have written them? I would also notice that even if I wrote in words that were definitely present on the blog, it would find nothing. Finally, this morning, I decided to do some research to figure out what in the blue fuck I could do to make this blogsearch thing work. It was then that I found out that the answer is that it, my friend, is fucked. Ron? Steve will get this if no one else does. yea blackout of 2003 memories. Anyway, on with the show.

I went to the blogger help and found out that…
a. that foreign code isn’t garbage, it does serve a purpose, but…
b. the blogsearch only has records of posts after the site feed was created and…
c. of those, it only has the ones it has deemed worth saving in its ssilly google blogsearch mind.

And this creation was unleashed by whom you ask? Google, the reigning and defending, undefeated and undisputed champion of the search engine world. Did they give this project to the google newbs? What the fuck happened?

It is a brilliant idea…provided it works. It’s too bad it’s been defective since birth.

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