2 Things I Want For Christmas

Last Updated on: 26th September 2020, 06:57 am

It’s that time of year again. Time for my friends, family and blog readers [yeah right] to start asking the big question. “Steve, what do you want for Christmas?” Most years I kind of pause and just say “I dunno, just get me a gift certificate or something,” but this year I actually have 2 pretty good suggestions for everyone.

Suggestion number 1: The Vestibules, one of the greatest comedy troops of all time, have just released a huge collection of their classic material in a 4-volume mp3 set. The details are here, and if you’re a longtime fan like I am, you’ll love what they’ve included here. Each volume is only $5, and I can safely say that they could charge double that and I’d still buy all 4 of them.

Suggestion number 2: A roll of Recording Industry Association Of America toilet Paper.

I think Cory Doctorow over at Boing Boing said it best when he said, “Jinx is selling $6 rolls of RIAA bumwad — though it seems redundant. Those four letters are already inextricably associated with dirty assholes.”

How true.

And yes, I realize that toilet paper was suggestion number 2. Aren’t I clever? I didn’t think so either, don’t worry.

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