Last Updated on: 24th October 2014, 08:57 am

Tell me why some geniuses created the Micro Grill. Just try. It’s a grill in your microwave. It does everything a grill does, just as fast, but it’s in your microwave! So…just buy a grill! The only difference, besides it being in your microwave is you can put it in the dishwasher. Yee ha~! So your dishwasher can try and get it clean, sometimes succeeding, sometimes failing, like it does the rest of your dishes…if you have a dishwasher.

They even make you buy it for 90 bucks. 3 easy payments of $29.95 my ass! It’s 90 bucks! And that’s before the bastards known as shipping and taxes come along for the ride. Come on, I think I could get a single person grill, at least, for cheaper than that. And it’s self-contained, so, quelle surprise, when your microwave breaks, you don’t fuck yourself out of two appliances.

And here comes the ridiculous part. It claims to block microwaves. How do we know this? Why not just grill your food, and then you’ll know there are no microwaves in it.

If this came before the invention of the grill, I could see calling its inventors geniuses for real, not sarcastically. But now it just looks stupid. Or can anyone see a sensible reason why you would grill in your microwave instead of just buying a grill?

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