Baaaaahd Boy! Put Down That Paint Can!

Last Updated on: 13th July 2015, 07:31 pm

A New York state man who broke into a barn in the middle of the night, spray-painted the genitals of 3 goats orange and left behind a number of pornographic magazines has had charges of burglary and animal cruelty dropped in exchange for himself and an accomplice making donations totalling nearly $2000 to their local humane society.

I’m not sure what’s weirder. Writing that sentence,
reading one similar to it,
or the fact that words along the lines of “police believe alcohol was a factor” are nowhere to be found.

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