Last Updated on: 17th September 2013, 08:12 pm
I have two questions. The first is why haven’t we asked the second one before now. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s ask the big question.
For years, we have gotten searches for “how to vomit,” “how to make yourself vomit,” “How do you vomit?” Is ralphing really that confusing a concept? Are there that many people who don’t know how to puke? It’s a pretty basic biological act. I think if you need to do the juicy giggle, your body will show you how, and quickly. Asking how to vomit is like asking how to breathe. If you don’t know how, well, you wouldn’t be still alive.
I guess, sadly, it’s probably bulimics trying to figure out how to purge, but when they ask the question like “how to vomit?” That just makes it sound like they have no earthly clue how to hurl. But we’ve gotten those searches for years, probably for as long as the comet existed. That’s just disturbing.
