Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Ok, this is the reverse of that woman who sent her kid to school with a twisted anti-racism shirt on. This one actually drew a swastika on her daughter’s arm. The kid drew the first one, the teacher scrubbed it off, so mommy dearest drew it back on. Now Children’s Aid took her and her …
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From New Mexico’sRio Grande Sun. 1:33 p.m. — A caller said a man was asleep in a car on Bond Street, but he was stepping on the accelerator while Chihuahuas escaped from his car. Police found the intoxicated man running around Vietnam Veterans Park chasing his Chihuahuas; a sober driver picked him up. Hopefully once …
Ted is working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw. In a horrible accident, he accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room at the local hospital as fast as he can. The ER doctor says, “Wow! that’s pretty bad. Don’t worry, give me the fingers, …
Uh, yikes. Teresa Clarke finally passed her driver’s test. The only problem is she’s 62, has been trying for 27 years, has needed to pay about $30000 to 20 different driving instructors for driving lessons, and failed 12 times before she passed. Hmm. that’s a lot of problems. We’ve gotta pray that all that instruction …
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What kind of dumbass would rape a woman and then give her his phone number? Michael K. Mahoney, that’s what kind. He’s also the kind of dumbass who would bite his mother on the breast area over baseball cards and hide behind a partition during his arraignment. What I really want to know is what …
You’re not gonna believe this, but there are people out there who see nothing wrong with using a .44 magnum to kill mice. And I’m sure you’ll be stunned by this one too, these people live in a trailer. And just to complete the trifecta, the mice appear to have survived unharmed, naturally. The woman, …
Yea! There’s some sense in Romania. Remember when some senators were trying to regulate the news so half was good and half was bad? Well, the constitutional court said not so much. Yea! There’s hope!
Russia bans 1950s-era book about Hitler by U.K. historian: report A history book about Adolf Hitler has been banned in Russia because it includes quotes insulting to Russians and Jews, according to a report. Prosecutors said Tuesday that a Russian court has banned the 1953 book Hitler’s Table Talk: 1941-1944 by British historian Hugh Trevor-Roper. …
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Right off the top, if you’re not using theLook ‘N’ Stop Firewall,feel free to skip to the next post unless you’re one of those people who reads everything just because. For those of you still with me, hopefully I can save you from going through the trouble I just had. In the new batch of …
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Hmmm. I don’t think these two neighbours will be feeling too neighbourly. Well, how can they after one of them drunkenly gets in the other’s car because he claims her car was on his property and then throws her father’s ashes all over the ground? What a piece of work! Even when he sobered up, …