You’ll Be Blind, But You’ll Be Breathing Like A Champ

Last Updated on: 22nd January 2017, 10:07 am

A paper published in The Journal of Medical Hypotheses proposes that next time you get hit with a cold, rather than popping pills and slugging medicine like it’s going out of style you should insteadtry jerking off on a schedule.

I’m way more curious about this than I should be, and as I type I’m also franticly searching my memory for evidence to either support or debunk this claim. The problem is that when I have a cold I’m generally more focussed on sweating and shivering than I am on tuning up the old pink oboe and banging out a song. So, and I seriously can’t believe I’m doing what I’m about to do, has anybody ever noticed this?

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