I’d always heard about the infamous “Duck and Cover” video, but I’d never seen it in its entirety. Now I have. Wow. Talk about scary and laughable at the same time. Yeah, a thin piece of cloth is going to save you from an atomic bomb. Alrighty then. Did the adults actually believe this too? …
Monthly Archives: February 2009
I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!
Here’s one for the how the hell could you let that go on files. Earlier we talked about that woman found stuck to the throan. Now, an old man let his wife lie on the floor for ten weeks until she died and didn’t get her any help. He said he was afraid to because …
Did He Throw Books At Her Too?
I’ve heard of ridiculous things to argue over, but…the hours of the public library? Does that need to be fought over all day and lead to the dude punching his girlfriend and then telling her she couldn’t leave? Couldn’t you just, uh, call the library? People are weird.
You’re A Horrible Person Because This Is All My Fault
Amazingly, somebody haspublicly come out in supportof the decision to stop singing the national anthem at the Belleisle elementary school in New Brunswick. If you don’t remember how I felt about it,here’s what I said at the time. I have to say before I go any further that I do somewhat respect Kelly Cooper. She …
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Goomba’s Pizzeria: We’ll Make You An Offer You Can’t Refuse
I should have guessed. Remember our Goomba’s Goon? Well, he’s a mobster under the witness protection program, and they’re all mad at him because he blew his cover by beating up those customers. Crazy stuff.
Even The Biggest Of Failures Can Do Something Right Now And Then
I love ragging on the shittiness of Microsoft Songsmith as much as anybody, but I’ve gotta give credit where it’s due. When the worst thing I can say is that it gets kind of monotonous at around the 3 minute mark, that can’t be considered anything but a victory.Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Shock The …
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The guide Dog handler Who Cried Wolf
This is the first time I’ve been in the paper and not looked forward to seeing it go to print. Tell me something. If you click the link to the story, do I look decent in the picture? I left the house only intending to run a couple of errands. I was not thinking about …
I Guess He Really Wanted That Job
this kid should teach Darren I can’t find the office of my place of employment so won’t show up for the interview Mirren a thing or two. he got stabbed, and still came to the interview on time, did the interview, and then they noticed blood on his leg and got him some help. Now …
Are You Out Of Your Tree?
The City Council in Cambridge, UK (where else would something like this happen?), is trying to ban students at the Under Fives Roundabout Pre-School from playing under a 30-year-old cedar tree becausethey might damage it. The move follows a Cambridge City Council report into the health of the tree at the Under Fives Roundabout Pre-School …
The 2008 Darwin Awards
Amazingly I haven’t had the fake ones emailed to me yet this year. Either people are starting to figure this stuff out or I’m less popular than I used to be. My money’s on option 2. Don’t forget to visitDarwinAwards.comfor a lot more of this stuff. ANNOUNCING THE 2008 DARWIN AWARD WIENERS! THE DARWIN AWARDS: …