Maybe They Should Soundproof Their Bedroom

Wow! that’s some good sex. When your screams can keep a partially deaf neighbour awake and people can put recording equipment in the apartment next door and catch the screams, you know it’s good times. too bad it got Caroline Cartwright an ASBO. What I don’t understand is if you can hear both parties, how …

No Laughing Matter

This story about Mark Cassidy is funny for two reasons. He ran a comedy club and he died from an overdose of laughing gas. But the other reason it’s funny is for the following line: “A COMEDIAN died after accidentally overdosing on laughing gas while watching computer porn, an inquest heard.” So…computer porn…is that where …

Harass Them! Harass Them! And Make them Relinquish Your car!

Wow, today is a great day for cool stories. Here’s another one. I don’t think there are many of us who are able to harass the one who stole our car into giving it back, but that’s exactly what Lindsey Ryan did. I guess a 14-year-old punk stole her SUV with her husband’s cellphone in …

I’m Taking My Oxy, While I Drive The Bus

Isn’t it comforting that Mississauga Transit is trying to force Todd Kirby back to work driving a bus even though he doesn’t have a lot of vision left, can barely hold a steering wheel and is on a lot of painkillers because of a rare autoimmune disease? And I hate insurance companies too, by the …

Was The Plane Bathroom Occupied?

That would suck. You’re on a plane, minding your own business, watching a movie…and suddenly someone starts pissing on you! By the sounds of it, Jerome Kenneth Kingzio just stood beside the 66-year-old woman and started to drain the lizard on her. What a weirdo! what I find even weirder is that this case was …