Everybody needs to get a grip. This Swine Flu panic is senseless, and this is another example of its stupidity. A kid was sick for some silly little reason. So when he brought in his sick note, he decided to be funny and come in wearing a surgical mask and say that he had the …
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Never Cry Over Loose Change
Thisis one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine a service like this being a success for very long, but the initial curiosity calls would probably keep it afloat for a little while. Don’t kid yourselves, you know you would call, and it would seem like a great idea until the phone …
Chop Chop
Yikes. that’s a protest. A misguided one, but a protest. An indian union leader said that his workers were so desperate for food that they were willing to cut off their own fingers and eat them, so he decided to be the first to do it. I don’t understand the purpose of a union if …
This years Winners In The Wackiness Department
Here comes this year’s installment of the wacky warning labels contest. Two things I have to say. In whose world would eating an LCD screen be a good idea, and in what world does Joanne Doroshow llive? The contest never said all warning labels were bad, just the stupid ones.
Baby’s First Coronary
By the sounds of it, the triplets of Leanne Salt are doomed. But perhaps they were meant to be doomed because their last name is Salt, and they seem to be getting entirely too much salt in their diet, along with too much fat, and too much of everything else. Their mother weighed 40 stone …
Apparently You Can Find Anything On Craigslist
Ok, I can’t decide if this is creepier than the story of Oumar Lam. This unnamed 24-year-old man from near Seattle posted an ad on Craigslist asking for a woman who was willing to have sex with, and then be killed by, him. It was not a joke, as police soon found out. An undercover …
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If I Ever Need Saving, I Know Who I’m Not Calling
Here’s a snip from an article about a bunch of puppies that weresaved from a fire,or maybe not, if this guy is to be believed. When firefighters reached the basement of the home, the same area where it is believed the fire started, they found two adult Yorkshire terriers and 15 puppies. “They were pretty …
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G Is For Gin. G Is For Gun. G Is Also For Go Directly To Jail
It’s time for another instalment of battles over food and beverage. This round features 59-year-old William James Smith of Kansas City, who while celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in the manner that many tend to celebrate it,shot his daughter in the leg after she cut him off by pouring out what was left of his gin. …
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I Feel Like I Am One With Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight
PETA: “Listen, Mr. Governor of Louisiana guy, there’s no need to spend $20 million to help start up a new chicken processing plant in the state. That money could be better spent on a“Chicken Empathy Museum”. Mr. Governor Of Louisiana Guy: “Um…how bout no?” Steve: “Looks like I’ve found me something to post this afternoon.” …
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>Talk About Sleeping Your Way To The Top
>Hooker named Indoor Athlete of the Year Bonus: The Hooker in question is a pole vaulter.
