Last Updated on: 18th December 2015, 09:38 am
Not that any of you are going to want to do this, but just in case…
If you’re planning on stealing a Christmas tree, under no circumstances should you:
- Be drunk at the time.
- Be riding a bicycle that you built a motor for but forgot to put lights on.
- Try to balance the tree across the handlebars and expect not to be noticed.
- Tell the cops that you bought it from the bar you had been drinking at when they appear not to be buying the I got it from the tree farm story you gave them first because it’s 1 A.M. and the tree farm is not currently open for business.
48-Year-old Phillip Menefee made all of these mistakes,and he’s been arrested.
