Wow, what a whole lot of needless and ultimately fruitless effort went intothis. Police were told the man, 27, entered the Lusty Lady through the front door backwards and entered stall No. 7. Police said he climbed through the ceiling panels and onto the glass ceiling above the dance floor. A stripper “was startled when …
Monthly Archives: February 2010
Well You See Officer, I Don’t Trust Statistics Is The Thing
Here’s a quick tip, so to speak. When you’re picked up by the cops for being a creepy pervert who took pictures of a naked 3-year-old boy who is being changed by his parents at a park and those same cops search your camera and find about 50 more naked boy pictures on it, telling …
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False Starts And Wrong Turns
Here’s a fun article about some of the bad luck a few of the athletes have had during the Olympics. I should say fun for you and I, because none of these things happened to us. If I were Sven Kramer I’d likely be shoving volunteers too, not to mention beating coaches half to death.False …
More Olympics Stuff
Yesterday was quite the Olympic day for Canada. Wetook gold and silver in the women’s 2-man bobsleigh or is it bobsled,our women’s short track speedskatersgrabbed silver in the 3000m relay,Clara Hughes smoked the Richmond Oval record in the Women’s 5000M but ended up withthe bronzeafter that record was crushed twice more, and Team Canadaput a …
Theremins Makin’ Me Crazy
I know we’ve mentioned the theremin before. Well, in an attempt to prove that it can be used for more than creepy musical effects in horror movies, some folks have decided to get it to play actual songs. Here’s Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” As theremins would play it. I think maybe the theremin version is slightly …
Clean Teeth, Dirty Mind
Ug. I’d hate to be female and have worked for Dr. Mahesh Patel, a dentist. What a total creep. According to a Metro Police report, after a female employee at the Advanced Center for Dentistry, 770 Warm Springs Road, reported to work on Jan. 11, Patel, her employer, requested her assistance with a scheduled procedure …
The Chew Chew Train
There’s something wrong with this guy. Twice in the past two weeks, he’s been hit by the same train. The first time he was hit by the train, it severed one of his hands at the wrist. This time, he had injuries to the now handless arm and his other hand. And they’re also thinking …
Warren Haynes Is Pretty Awesome
Like the title says, Warren Haynes is pretty awesome. Not sure how I don’t own more of his music, but fixing that is on my list of things to do starting now. Here are a couple nuggets of gold from YouTube because I’m drunk, I’m awake, I want to share good music and because goddammit, …
Good On The Government For Once
Truth in Sentencing Act comes into effect I don’t agree with much our current government does, but this I like. It had been common practice among judges to reduce prison sentences by two days for each day a person spent in jail while awaiting trial and sentencing. In rare cases, the ratio was three-to-one if …
Donna Want 2 And A Half Years In A Work Camp?
Last March, Carinwrote about Donna Greenwell,the woman who traded a couple of 4 and 5-year-old children for a cockatoo and $175. Today I can report that the case is at its end, as Greenwell has beensentenced to 30 months of hard labour after pleading guilty to 2 counts of sale of a minor. The couple …
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