He’ll Be Dumped Now

Last Updated on: 31st January 2018, 09:35 am

Alrighty. So let’s get this logic straight. Austin Horries Purifoy didn’t want to get caught smoking by his girlfriend, but he thought it would be ok if he busted into her car with a rock, stole some money from her car and then took a dump on her back seat. That’d be just fine. Too bad he got the wrong car. There’s nothing like coming out to your car and finding a dude pulling up his underwear. Ick.

Funny his last name almost spells purify. That car is going to need some purification.

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