Gross! Can you imagine working the Burger King Drive-through late at night, and then a dude pulls up to the window wearing no pants. You ask him how you can help, and while holding his genetals, he asks if you’d hold his whopper. Eeewww. Now the police caught up with Richard C. Troupe and he …
Monthly Archives: January 2011
Mmm…Police Car Seat
We’ve talked about drunk people sinking their teeth into the hood of a police car. Now, an angry drunk started chewing on the interior of one. Jesse Ray Stewart was drunk, angry and handcuffed. Since his hands couldn’t do anything, he thought he’d use his teeth. And he did, chewing up chunks of the vinal …
The Dog’s Not Out To Get You.
I have to write this down, because it keeps coming back to me. I took Trix out for her post supper business, and we were coming back in. In front of us were a mother and a little guy. He was really small. He stopped, probably to stare at Trixie. The mom said “Hurry hurry …
A Sex Toy That’ll Blow Your Mind…And Something Else Too!
Yikes! The one lesson we can all learn from this story is Don’t get romantically involved with Terry Allen Lester. If things end badly, he may send you an explosive sex toy for Christmas. Yup, he took apart a sex toy and inserted gun powder, BB shot and buck shot and then connected wires to …
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Tabasco Sauce, Eh?
We have a new excuse given for playing with oneself, this one given by Rafael Escamilla. He was on a plane beside a seventeen-year-old girl. Suddenly she looked up and he had one hand on his laptop and the other hand on his, er, mouse. When she told her dad and they got the police …
Because Making Fun Of Stupid Songs Is Fun!
I saw this video of a medley of the worst songs this group heard growing up, and it kinda made me chuckle. I’m not quite sure why. For the most part I agree that all those songs belong there.
Decision Time
I really don’t know where time is going. It seems like I just wrote a post for the Assistance Dog Blog Carnival. Now it’s time to write another one. Well, It’s due on the 17th, but ya know. Close enough. This topic is decisions. I looked at that blog topic and thought what in the …
Attacking A Search Queery
I saw the following search on our blog, and I felt it needed a post of its own. 04 Jan, Tue, 16:52:48Google:will service dogs attack Hmmm. Why are you asking this question. Were you attacked by a service dog? Do you want your service dog to be protective? What is the reason for the question. …
She’s Not So Lucky, He Thought She Was Convenient.
Hmmm. I don’t know if the woman in this story felt so lucky after going to “Lucky’s Convenience.” Somehow, a man managed to put her on his lap, put his hands in her shirt and then force her head towards his exposed privates. Yikes! I have so many questions. Did other people see it? Did …
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Wooo! I Got The Prize Pack! Wooo!
Back before I headed home for the holidays, I said on Twitter that HMV Digital told me I won a prize pack just because I had sent an album to someone as a gift. Who knew a birthday thingamabob could get me to win stuff? Well, they fedexed me the package, or tried to, while …