Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Let’s start with a soundtrack,shall we? Ok, picture this. You’re a kid, about 12 years old. You notice a blue cube on top of a filing cabinet in a classroom. What do you think you should do? If you respond by saying nibble on it, you’re not alone, and you’re also very very dumb. It …
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Sometimes that whole if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again thing isn’t the best strategy for living your life. It most definitely wasn’t in the case ofWilliam Peppers,who was bound and determined that no matter what, he was going to get himself some Edwardo’s pizza. He almost did, aside from the part where …
Usually, if one form of communication doesn’t work with someone, another one will. He speaks another language? Fine, find an interpreter. He can’t read? No problem, read it to him. He’s deaf? Ok, get someone who can sign or write notes back and forth. But what if the person you’re trying to communicate with is …
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You know how I have this thing for snake stories. This one just gives me the creeps. Two guys used a snake as part of a sexual assault! Ug. Shiver. John Bullock and Damonta Jones are two sick individuals. I really don’t have anything else to say except ug.
For future reference, none of the following are good explanations when the police catch youstaring through a woman’s apartment window while masturbating with your hands in your pants through the front zipper. I’m spying on my ex-girlfriend. She’s a co-worker of mine and man, I’d really like to score myself a date with her. or …
I’m sure to a good number of you the name Lee Paige will be a familiar one. Hey, it’s not every day that a gun safety expert shoots himself in the leg during a demonstration. Well maybe it is, but he just happened to be the one who got caught on tape doing it back …
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I have no idea what sort of drugs Jon Lajoie was on when he came up with this, but if one of them happened to be Retaphin, sign me up…maybe.
Well, it’s about the middle of January and I still haven’t written my tradditional holiday epic. It’s a doozer, like always. First, updates about stuff I mentioned before. Mr. Postman never brought that last parcel. Oh well, if all works out, Steve can ask them to resend it and we’ll be able to give it …
How’d I know this was going to happen? Remember that whole federal government losing their suit over their inaccessible websites? Well, they’re appealing the ruling. Seriously, guys, why? It’s been shown that your sites don’t meet your own standards. Why spend more of our money fighting this? It would be cheaper just to comply and …
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What the hell? I’m sure there will be much more to this story, but as of right now, all I know is some woman in Cambridge was found consuming her pet dog. Police were called to check on her well-being, and found that she had dismembered, and was eating, her dog. Now she’s in for …
