One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Hot Looking Raft

Our old pool toy and pumpkin humpin’ pal, Edwin Charles Tobergta III, is back at it.

This time his victim (or date depending on how you choose to look at things) is another inflatable raft, one that had been thrown away by some thoughtless, wasteful individual who clearly didn’t care that it might still have some love to give.

Edwin Charles Tobergta III was arrested on June 17 for reportedly walking out of his home naked two days earlier and having “sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” reports the Journal News.
The inflatable toy had been put out by the neighbor as trash, according to another neighbor. Theresa Teague, told the Journal News that her 10-year-old daughter had been playing in their swimming pool when she ran into the house and told her parents: “Edwin was doing something weird out there.”

When confronted, Tobergta begged for forgiveness and for the police not to be called before running into his house, but since it made the news, you can guess how that turned out. He was charged with public indecency, and since this is far from his first brush/grope/rub up against the legal system, he could face up to a year in prison if convicted.

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