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It looks as though another fellow has joined Luke Chrisco and Gary Moody in the caught covered in crap club.

But at least Kenneth Webster Enlow tried to learn from the mistakes of those who had come before, offering up a much more creative explanation than I dropped something for why he was looking up at a 29-year-old woman and her 7-year-old daughter from inside a toilet hole in of all places, White Water Park.

Enlow claimed to investigators that a woman named Angel had hit him in the head with a tire iron, then drove him–in a 1972 Chevrolet Monte Carlo–to the park and “dumped him in the toilet.”

He didn’t say why she would do this to him, but maybe that’s because it’s hard to come up with that part when you’re being sprayed down with a fire hose by the rescue workers who just pulled your 6 foot, 240-pound ass out of there. Also unexplained is why the victim said he was just quietly sitting there, not asking for help, seemingly in no hurry to leave.

When he did leave, he did so in the company of police, who arrested him for being a peeping Tom. At last word which was a while ago so he’s likely out roaming the parks again by now, he was in the Tulsa County jail in lieu (or perhaps in loo) of $500 bond.

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