We’re Not Dead. We’re In Stable Condition

I’m not quite sure what day it is, but I do know it’s not Monday, the day I said I’d be back to unfuck the website. Looking back, it’s a good thing I was able to fix it on Friday, because the universe decided that my sister’s wedding and everything surrounding it wasn’t going to …

The San Jose Sharks Are History, And They Made Some, Too!

Every year, one of my uncles organizes a family playoff pool. We each throw in a couple bucks and then try to predict the series winners from beginning to Cup winner before the first round starts. It’s a fun little challenge, and the $40ish you get if you win is a decent excuse to buy …

We Don’t Like That Site You’re Looking At, Citizen. This Warning Has Been Brought To You By The Police And Your ISP

We don’t have lawful access (that’s internet spying to you and me) legislation in Canada, and for a number of reasons we really don’t need it. There’s no telling that to the Harper government, but everything I’ve ever read by smart and reasonable people on the subject suggests that our existing laws should take care …

Ham Banana Rolls: Because We Haven’t Ruined Anyone’s Lunch In A While

If I’ve learned anything from listening to old time radio and watching old PSAs, it’s that the people of the decades previous to my birth were expected to purchase and ingest some pretty questionable things. And while I realize that this carries on to this day, it doesn’t change the fact that in 1947, this …