Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
For the sake of Rezwan Hussain, we’ll go over this one more time. If the police come to your house looking for someone who isn’t you, they aren’t looking for you. Stay cool, don’t panic, and whatever you do, don’t throw packages of drugs out the window, especially if their landing spot is right next …
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I know Carin and I have mused a time or three about how the lullabies and nursery rhymes designed to send us peacefully off to dreamland are often scary as shit, but this is something else right here. I was looking at an article from Mental Floss entitled 12 Creepy Lullabies From Around the World …
I’m going to go ahead and apologize right off the top just in case I have this wrong, but I’m pretty sure I’m justifiably annoyed. The Broadcasting Accessibility Fund, established as part of the conditions that allowed Bell to buy CTV several years back, has finally gotten around to handing out its first set of …
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I don’t have a whole lot to say here, but I’d like the record to show that I should have picked HHH instead of Bray Wyatt to win the Royal Rumble. The record also needs to show that wile he did eliminate roman Reigns like I thought he would, it wasn’t the final elimination of …
So I’m sitting here about to start filling in my picks for the pick ’em contest I play every year (the one I won once) and I’m struck by a realization. I have no idea who’s going to win the Royal Rumble. Some years it’s been obvious, others it’s been obvious right up until the …
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There are already a lot of reasons why I’m thankful to not live in the 1800s, and I just discovered one more. Nowadays we don’t do April Fool’s Day the way some of those crazy bastards did April Fool’s Day. Near train derailments, sick babies…and this, which is what Not Funny tags are made of. …
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I’m posting this story for two reasons. 1. To state the obvious. If you need rolling papers, there are much and I do mean much better people to ask for help than the ones down at 911. 2. Because this fella’s name is Kyle Dustin Head, and the police that the nice 911 people sent …
Why does no one cut promos like this in 2016? The WWF had some fantastic job guys (dudes who basically never won a match) back in the 80s and 90s. If I had to pick a favourite, Iron Mike Sharpe would be near the top of my list. The constant yelling and screaming, the arm …
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I wasn’t sure whether I was going to post the Snopes’ Field Guide to Fake News Sites and Hoax Purveyors since we just talked about fake news sites, but then I got to the part about The Stately Harold and I wanted to punch things. Specifically anyone who shares its content with intentions beyond maybe …
I made a nice big pot of chili a couple days ago. Thankfully Carin wasn’t home when I did, because I sure would have hated to have to stab her in the leg had she offered to help. Officer Jennifer Moreno says a 26-year-old is accused of attacking his 35-year-old wife and a 30-year-old man …
