The Doughnuts Won’t Be The Only Things With Holes In Them, You Uncaring Son Of A…!

I’m not sure if you guys are aware of this, but it’s 2016 and telephone technology is rather trivial to come by. I feel like maybe if Timothy Nelson had been among the aware, perhaps all of this could have been avoided.

According to a police report, Timothy Nelson “went to get doughnuts for his wife” Friday morning at a store near the couple’s home in New Albany, a city about six miles from Louisville. But the store “did not have the type she normally gets.”
So, cops say, Nelson returned home “without the doughnuts.” This did not sit well with his wife Michelle, 37, who was upset that her spouse “did not know what else she liked after being together for several years.”
When a heated argument over secondary doughnut choices followed, Timothy sought to leave the residence, but “Michelle was blocking the door.” During the ensuing scuffle, “Michelle lunged back at him and she had a grill fork in her hand. The grill fork stuck in Timothy’s chest.”
After pulling the fork from his chest, Timothy fled the home, with Michelle “following him and still yelling at him.”

Police arrived to find Tim sitting against a tree, trying to stop the bleeding from a puncture wound on the right side of his chest. It was noted that both his t-shirt and jeans were soaked with blood. An ambulance was called and he was taken to hospital for treatment.

Michelle was also taken, but not to the hospital in the ambulance. She got to ride in a nice police car after being charged with felony aggravated battery. At last report she was being held in the jail it drove to in lieu of $75,000 bond.

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