United Breaks The International Date Line…And Also A Dog

Again with the dogs, United? At least you didn’t kill anyone this time, so you’ve got that going for you, I guess. KCTV reports that Kara Swindle and her two children flew from Oregon to Kansas City, Missouri, Tuesday on a United flight. They went to a cargo facility to pick up 10-year-old Irgo, a …

United Breaks The Rules Of Overhead Bin Stowage…And Also A Dog

If there’s one truth about United Airlines, it’s that no matter what the greatest extent to which something can be fucked up is, they’re the people who will find it. Today’s episode: Let’s put this family’s dog in this here overhead bin and see what happens. You, because you do not work for United and …

Fresh Prints Of Bills Here, Perhaps The Worst Rap Video You Will Ever See

We’ve covered some very bad corporate and organizational attempts at educational music here over the years, but I don’t think anything is going to touch this how a bill becomes a law Fresh Prince of Bel-Air parody that the Utah House of Representatives has made. Sweet Jesus, watch this thing! The Utah House of Representatives …

I, For One, Cannot Wait To Get The Day Started! Oh, And Where In The World Is Dave Hannah?

September 28th, 2019 Update: I’m not sure how long he’s been there or how permanent he is, but I just heard Dave Hannah on 99.5 KFUN in Kitchener. Carin Texted me from a cab saying she heard somebody that sounded like him on the radio, so I tuned in and sure enough, there he was. …

flavourfully Interesting

I think I’d be willing to try most of the things on Gill’s list, but after my previous run-in with frozen spaghetti, ain’t no way in hell I’m going anywhere near number three. When most people think certain things they think certain flavors, like lime or cherry Popsicles, but that’s not always the case. Here …

The International Rules Of Dining

On the heels of yesterday’s foreign restaurant suggestion, Gill has what are apparently some of the rules of dining around the world. You enjoy this while I try to remember if I’ve ever seen a British person eat a banana. Here are some tips and tricks that will wow your friends and impress your hosts …