Valentine’s Day has come and gone I know, but this is just too gosh darn romantic not to share. Who knew Trump was such a big softy? Nice work, Late Show. The Late Show, which is on hiatus this week, offered up a digital Valentine’s Day “card” that spliced together audio clips from various Trump …
Monthly Archives: March 2018
Down Under, The Floppotron Edition
Here’s the Floppotron taking on Men At Work’s Down Under. The flute parts are pretty impressive. I just hope that they’ve paid all appropriate royalties.
There Is Such A Thing As Decent Country Rap
So I just listened to that awful Colt Ford and John Michael Montgomery song I posted back in 2010. It’s every bit as wretched as I remember it, in case you were wondering. Also in case you were wondering, there’s a reason I put myself through it again that has nothing to do with me …
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Nice Try Rogers, But A $0 iPhone 8 Does Not Cost $1440
I don’t know how many of you have gotten or will get this, but I want to mention it because I hate to see people taken advantage of. Lately Rogers has been texting us, offering up a new iPhone 8 for $0. My current 6S is showing it’s age and sooner or later Carin is …
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Help Me Solve This Mystery
Pretty sure I’ve heard a few different versions of Gill’s story (often in preachy email forwards), but I have no idea where it came from. When I was a small child my dad told me the story of an impoverished spice trader who worked hard, but didn’t have enough to sometimes feed his family. He …
We Had To Go, And It Shows
Oh hey! A horrible flying story that involves neither midair gropey time nor United! Fun! Watch as Nicole Byer, who I will confess to never having heard of until this moment, tells Conan O’Brien about the time she found a nice big dump in her Delta blanket. Man, those first class people get all the …
Africa, the Floppotron Edition
And now, I give you the Floppotron playing Africa by Toto. Not some of its best work, but it’s still better than this garbage.
Laughter Is The Best Medicine
Gill is here to let us know that science has gone ahead and figured out that laughing about something before you go under the knife is probably better than freaking yourself the hell out. Who knew? I mean there’s me who probably could have done better than having one of the last things I saw …
If You Don’t Open Your Mouth To Say Stupid Things, No One Will Knock Out Your Tooth
Manhattan idiot David Kupferstein, 36, is suing a strip club for nearly $1 million over a missing tooth caused by his inability to keep his fool mouth shut. David Kupferstein, 36, stopped with pals at the Hustler Club in March 2015 when one of the dancers chatted up the group. “She kept on talking to …
You Have Got To Be Shitting Me
I just read this in the Observer and I could hardly believe my fucking eyes. I mean it shouldn’t surprise me because WWE is WWE and half the time it seems they just do not fucking get it like at all, but Jesus Christ! You sign Ronda Rousey, one of the biggest stars in combat …
