A Modern Christmas Classic. Better Than That Hallmark Crap, At Any Rate

I’m not sure which bots wrote this or what if any human assistance they may have had in doing so (parts of it are so perfectly ridiculous that I feel like there has to have been some), but I enjoyed it more than I do most Christmas movies, so that’s good enough for me.

By forcing bots to watch every holiday film ever made, Netflix has created our own mathematically perfect Holiday film made entirely by bots. Please enjoy “Carol’s Christmas Carol For Carol, A Woman Named Carol.”